rneerkat:

charkoaler:

rneerkat:

the cafe owner accused of illegally putting fish lungs in his drinks was found gill tea

could you not

comment on my post? thanks for starting that sentence for me

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scienceing:

if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men

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amexicanwithamustache:

motherstrickle:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

do catholics fail trigonometry because they’re afraid of sin

do irish people fail trigonometry because they can’t tan

does everyone else fail trigonometry just cos

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misha-bawlins:

samandriel:

who the hell has a .50 caliber bullet lying around but not a bottle opener

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peep-toe-shoes:

jointhecarrotarmy:

silence-insolace:

solluxforpresident:

karkatforpresident:

Someone bumped into my chair and I said sorry.

someone bumped into my chair and i punched them in the face

someone bumped into my chair and I didn’t even give a fuck

someone bumped into my chair and i start a revolution 

No one bumped into my chair because they weren’t able to assemble it.

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heyraehey:

scarletneedscoffee:

cosmic-rebirth:

“Abracadabra” v. “Avada Kedavra”

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castiel-dean-mckay-sheppard:

“Challenge accepted!” —SPN fandom.

omg this is still going

IT’S A RULE TO REBLOG EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON YOUR DASH.

i’m not even in the supernatural fandom and i’m still going to reblog

lost count of the times i’ve reblogged this

i will obey

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

notcuddles:

magicrobotgeography:

btw guys, you do know that if you’re gonna boycott abercrombie, you have to also boycott hot topic, hollister, and american eagle because they’re all owned by the same company

And nothing of value was lost

A&F only owns Hollister.

Their main competitors are Aero and AE.

Hot Topic is it’s own company.

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blackyrider:

staying-alive-is-so-boring:

merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

fortheloveofsalazar:

Looking for something to fill that void while on your hiatus or hellatus? Join the Hannibal fandom!

p.s. The Merlin fandom can come too.

are you going to eat us

We only eat the rude

so are we having sherlock for dinner then?

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